Taylor Swift's 10-Minute 'All Too Well' Track Sparks Strong Response to Jake Gyllenhaal
The Last Word
Swift may have moved on, but she's not going without the last word. "The way Swifties have their little ballet flats firmly planted on Jake Gyllenhaal's neck…I die every time," joked one Twitter user.
Jake Gyllenhaal having a “fuck the patriarchy” keychain while dating women 10 years younger than him does track yes
— carina hsieh (@carinahsieh) November 12, 2021
“YOU SAID IF WE HAD BEEN CLOSER IN AGE MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE” jake gyllenhaal im coming for you #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/ei3cxfhccq
— nessa🧣 HAPPY RED TV DAY (@taylorloveebot) November 12, 2021
prevnextMy heart goes out to everyone furiously googling "Jake Gyllenhaal girlfriend age" right now. #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/bcluhlAuQl
— Olivia Truffaut-Wong (@iWatchiAm) November 12, 2021
Roasting Jake
Even people who weren't fans of Swift piled on Gyllenhaal. "I am not a swiftie but from what I can tell, she is hunting Jake Gyllenhaal for sport, and good for her," wrote one Twitter user. "Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with taylor swift because he said the age gap was too big, and she really wrote 'I get older but your lovers stay my age,'" wrote another, pointing out the precision in Swift's new lyrics.
seeing Jake Gyllenhaal destroyed up and down the timeline today pic.twitter.com/RSi5nVq3PZ
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) November 12, 2021
prevnextso true jake gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/AybyFmcbMq
— ces🌙 (@swifolkfolk) November 12, 2021
Twitter Had Jokes
Swift's fans brought their best jokes to Twitter, a site that Gyllenhaal should definitely avoid for a while.
All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well pic.twitter.com/MR6cCPWEQr
— Thicc-ery Binx 🐈⬛ (Taylor's Version) (@tootsdeville) November 11, 2021
prevnextjake gyllenhaal tossing taylor swift the car keys pic.twitter.com/cqcTMOtg1T
— abby monteil (@abbyemonteil) November 12, 2021
Imagining His Reaction
Other Swift fans imagined the Oscar nominee's reaction to Swift's cutting lyrics. "Jake Gyllenhaal is screaming crying & throwing up," joked one Twitter user. "Jake Gyllenhaal turn off your phone for the weekend baby," tweeted another.
prevnextJake Gyllenhaal now that #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion has been released: pic.twitter.com/qIafOMaMb5
— 𝑴 (@amarveloustime_) November 12, 2021
Bye, Jake
"Wow I can't believe today is Jake Gyllenhaal's last day of peace like. ever," joked another listener.
prevnextjake gyllenhaal disappearing from public eye for the rest of the year now that red tv is out #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/p9it7LHcrU
— michael (@hemswcrthy) November 12, 2021
Thinking About Jake
"I know Jake Gyllenhaal is getting in the shower for the first time in weeks tonight just to cry," tweeted one Swift fan.
This weekend, men all over the world will be held accountable for things Jake Gyllenhaal did ten years ago.
— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) November 12, 2021
prevTwitter today pic.twitter.com/XudhWCnf4l
— Bob Marshall (@bobmarshall) November 12, 2021