If there's one thing all people of New York City need to be on the same page on, it's subway etiquette.
E! Online reports the actress boarded a subway recently and did not find her fellow riders to even be in the same book as her.
Wilde boarded the train belly first because homegirl is about as pregnant as they come. She realized all the seats were taken so she stood, but not a single non-currently-creating-life person got up and offered her their seat.
She took to Twitter to remind people about manners,
NBD, able-bodied 🚇 riders who won't give your seat to a GIANT preggo. I'll just stand riiiiight next to your head and pray I go into labor.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 14, 2016
One very helpful man had a list of things to say to her in response,
"1. I didn't tell u to get pregnant 2. Get an Uber (you can afford it) 3. I paid the same amt as you for the subway ride"
Wilde handled the situation with a list bearing elequence only living in the public eye can bring,
1. Eat a bag of dicks.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 15, 2016
2. That is all. https://t.co/55AO29DdFs