At first glance, the shirt looks like your standard WWE/Whisky bottle graphic hybrid. There's a bunch of swirlies with barb wire on them, Dean's grunge-era logo and the phrase "Grade A" placed at the bottom, signifying Dean Ambrose is an edible product.
All that I get.
It's the other wording on the shirt that gets confusing. The phrase "No Good Dean Goes Unhinged" surrounds Ambrose's name and logo. I get this is obviously a play on the "No Good Dead Goes Unpunished" phrase, but ... um, what?
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So, everyone named Dean goes insane? Or at least wrestling insane (wears only tank tops, talks to plants). Is this common knowledge?
Am I missing something here or is that the dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Maybe I need to run down a list of Dean's I know to see if this phrase has some validity.
Let's start with another wrestling Dean–Dean Malenko. If there was ever a guy I would classify as totally hinged, it's Dean Malenko. Not a fringe bone in his body.
Dean Cain - Played Superman and Brenda's "too boring" love interest on 90210. Hinged.
Dean McDermott - Married Donna from 90210, had his own reality show. Hollywood hinged.
Dean Martin - Now he was unhinged quite a bit, but that was only because he was drinking with the rat pack.
Dean DeLeo - Guitarist for Stone Temple Pilots. Hardly the most unhinged person in that band.
Dean Smith - One of the greatest basketball coaches to ever live. Totally hinged.
According to my research, only a few good Dean's go unhinged.0comments
I do not accept the WWE's new slogan unless they plan on turning Ambrose heel and calling him "No Good Dean", in which case I'm all for it.