Everyone and Their Mom Is Going Crazy Over Jon Hamm's Visible Peen
Going to try to be delicate here. You've heard the rumors Jon Hamm is, um, 'big'? Here he is [...]
I looked at the Jon Hamm pictures and my phone was so overwhelmed that it shut itself off.
— Jamie (@jlew8) May 9, 2017
i'm trying to understand the physical properties of jon hamm's khakis
— Jordan Freiman (@JordanFreiman) May 9, 2017
So i clicked to see what underwear can contain jon hamm's penis and apparently a server even cant ? pic.twitter.com/Jq7hAOAqKi
— Pavlov Cheesecake (@andy_crush) May 10, 2017
Some were simply too overwhelmed for words...
Me after seeing the Jon Hamm pants pics... pic.twitter.com/AXUDNK8dUL
— Nina Diana Espero (@ninadonline) May 10, 2017
Me @ Jon Hamm. pic.twitter.com/QuO0lisL0Y
— Kevin (@spicykezzinnugg) May 9, 2017
when the jon hamm dick print hits the TL pic.twitter.com/P1P0lYnJXz
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) May 10, 2017
...while others simply found the best words.
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jon hamm could literally hit me in the face and it would be the best day of my life
— Beth ? (@BethKennedy4L) May 10, 2017
"middle aged white men are the source of all evil in the wor-"
"hi i'm Jon Hamm!" pic.twitter.com/vIjIS1BFuF
— JFK (@FUERTESKNIGHT) May 9, 2017
just texted my mom a picture of jon hamm's dickprint going commando how is your tuesday going
— Patrick Coyle (@PatrickCoyle25) May 9, 2017
And he brought his friend Jon Hamm with him!! https://t.co/KQqFsG66oi
— Life & Times Of Ant (@OhMyGoooch) May 10, 2017
If by some ungodly feat you weren't aware of Jon Hamm before today, you can be sure you'll never forget.
I don't know who Jon Hamm is but I'm suddenly a fan of khakis.
— Hockey Goddess (@HockeyGoddess24) May 10, 2017
One person even related it back to Mad Men for all the Don Draper fans out there...
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Joan doing coke for the first time is how I feel regarding the newest paparazzi photo set of "Jon Hamm Wears His Favorite Tight Khakis." pic.twitter.com/OrgS2llHe6
— Maryellen Stewart (@Maryellen) May 9, 2017
...while another related it back to current events.
Our country may be falling apart, but at least we still have Jon Hamm's bulge https://t.co/RF8EWOnM8i
— lizzyheurich (@lizzyheurich) May 10, 2017
After this experience, one thing's for sure:
Dear God, thank you for Jon Hamm. #blessed
— robinski (@RobinskiSB55) May 9, 2017
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