Students Revealed NSFW Things Their Teachers Did In Class, And These Are Probably Fireable Offenses
A recent Ask Reddit session set the Internet ablaze after the question was asked: 'Students of [...]
pater123: "Our English teacher in middle school was amazing, but also very strict. It really pissed him off if you seemed like you weren't really paying attention, but if you fell asleep, you were doomed. He would grab one of the big dictionaries in the room, sneak up behind you while everyone else giggled, and slam the book as hard as he could right next to your head. Several times, it knocked the desk so hard you could see the sleeping kids pop up, and then knock back down onto the desk. It looked like it hurt a ton, and it definitely woke them up whether or not that happened. But once, the teacher's least favorite kid fell asleep in class, and he had a better plan. He grabbed two books: the dictionary and a hardback. He held the hardback above the kid's head, and slammed the dictionary softer than normal. The kid jumped up, like the English teacher had caught the kid right next to him or something, and his head slammed into the hardback, then back into the desk. It was fucking hilarious, and the teacher was retiring that year, so nothing even came of it."
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m4n0nthem0on: This happened when I was a senior in history class in 2006. We were put in groups of 4 to work on a project, and our teacher was going through vhs tapes at his desk. He had a vhs player hooked up to a tv that was mounted in the corner of the room. So he's putting tapes in and seeing what they were and putting labels on them as we're working on our projects. And then out of nowhere, one tape was a news segment, and then it went to static and scrambled and then BOOM! Clear as day, full frontal dick into vagina. It wasn't HIS sex tape. Just something he recorded. He was panicking! He slammed that eject button so fast it didn't process. The porno was on the tv for a good 10-15 seconds. So he eventually gets the tape out. All our faces are so red we are about to explode in laughter.. We didn't know how to react..pure silence in the room.. So our teacher is sweating like I've never seen someone sweat before.. He starts rubbing his bald head with his head down in a pure panic confusion.. He then says to our class "who wants some ice cream?". We all were amped for that, and got spoiled for the remainder of the school year. Our specific class got treated almost everyday, AND we had no final. It became a straight blowoff class after that day. And the thing is, none of us said anything, and he was never fired or approached or anything. He retired a few years later after I graduated. (sorry if this is kind of jumbled. I was typing this on mobile)
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Iwouldthrowmeaway: He wanted to prove that the webfilter worked and searched "hardcore porn." It didn't work.
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RainWelsh: We had a few teachers who were functioning alcoholics (and one who used to smoke weed in the cupboard). One of them turned up to test me for my French oral exam, not just drunk, actually drinking. Maybe not that extreme, but it was pretty fun speaking French with my absolutely sotted teacher.
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bjorn_snaerison: This is actually me telling on myself, but when I was doing my student teaching semester in college so I could be a teacher, I had an incident that I thought was the end of my teaching career before it even started. This was in a HS junior class btw. We had these crappy laptops that wouldn't hold a charge, and by the last class of the day they all needed the cords plugged in, so the kids weren't at their desks but spread around the room. One guy, a complete asshat, had his laptop and kept laying it fully open so it wasn't really usable. He started saying "Mr. [my name], my laptop isn't working." I just walked over to him and said "[his name], I know you know how to use a laptop, how else do you look at your porn?" I immediately realized what I said, he and the students around him went quiet for a few seconds processing what they heard. They burst out laughing and I just turned and went back to my desk.
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FloralBison: Not necessarily NSFW, mostly just funny. I was taking a human physiology class last semester, and we were learning about the reproductive system. Finally it got time to learn about the neural/physiological mechanics of orgasming. The teacher said "Ok let's start with the male sex act" and then under her breath (but loud enough for everyone to hear) "that should only take about 2 minutes"
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SunfireDave: He let it slip that his father took him to a brothel when he was 16 for his first time. He then made things more awkward when he pointed to a girl in the class and said that his first looked like her.
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