Watch John Oliver Go Nuclear On Birds

After enjoying a break since August 21st, host John Oliver returned briefly to the show on Sunday with a fiery rant about how much he hates birds, or as he refers to them: cat-feeders.

"F**k you, birds!" Oliver exclaimed. "F**k you! I hope you never come back." This was the overarching theme of Oliver's message as he mentioned that the autumn season was soon approaching, and that birds would be headed for warmer climates.

"As the weather cools down, birds are going to start their seasonal migration, which is of course when they travel to warmer climates in order to feed, grow and attract a mate," Oliver started. "It's their version of Eat, Pray, Love, except birds are too dumb to realize that everything they needed was inside them the whole time."

"To me, every single bird is just a sh*tty sequel to the dinosaurs," Oliver stated with strong conviction.

He went off on all types of birds. Oliver likened geese "ducks that played football in high school and never stopped going go the gym," and hummingbirds to "obese bees in need of a nose job."

However, the one type of birds that Oliver doesn't have a problem with: Penguins.

"I hope all you disgusting sky mice enjoy your tropical getaways," Oliver passionately concluded, "while the rest of us face the frigid torment of winter. And I hope each and every one of you flies into a wind turbine on your way north next spring."

John Oliver's Last Week Tonight returns on September 25th.

Why do you think John Oliver feels so strongly against birds?

[H/T Gizmodo]