Donald Trump Boat Parade in Texas Sees Sunken Vessels, Distress Calls and Surprise Online
A 'Trump Boat Parade' led to several sunken vessels on Saturday, and social media can't get enough [...]
'Dumbkirk'
I don’t know who came up with the hashtag #Dumbkirk, but it’s pretty darn brilliant. https://t.co/nsFzMhZ5El
— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) September 5, 2020
prevnextHow many of them sank?#DumbKirk https://t.co/OhOYSawsFl
— ByeDon Bol (@Limubai_bol) September 5, 2020
Poseiden
Looks like Poseidon rose from the deep to rip that flag off their boat. pic.twitter.com/nWBNps2mgQ
— Lise' Slocumb (@Claralee221) September 5, 2020
prevnextLMFAO what the fuck "trending with Poseidon" yall gotta chill pic.twitter.com/a5OEwQmttZ
— santi (@sxxgrc) September 5, 2020
Thoughts and Prayers
prevnext“The USS Thoughts & Prayers was dispatched to rescue an armada of Trump supporters whose vessels were sunk by a onslaught of large blue waves. Asked for comment about the incident, the President remarked ‘I like boats that don’t sink.’” #dumbkirk
— Adrian Covert 🇺🇸🗽🥑 (@AdrianCovert) September 5, 2020
'Boater Suppression'
prevnextBoater suppression! #dumbkirk
— Chalice Custom Algorithms (@adamheimlich) September 5, 2020
Sinking Ship
prevnextSurprising to me how long it's taking those people to jump off a sinking ship.
— ☮️ The Real Lexxus ☮️ (@TheRealLexxus) September 5, 2020
Alternative Facts
prevnextIt's not sinking, it's alternative buoyancy. #Dumbkirk pic.twitter.com/JBT8OM27Hj
— The Incredible Sulk (@turnup_thetweet) September 5, 2020
Priorities
prevPretty sure the dude on the jet ski saving the Trump flag over the people is the perfect metaphor for this Administration. #Dumbkirk pic.twitter.com/jsTvce7u2u
— noturauntmartha (@noturauntmartha) September 5, 2020