Senator Tom Cotton Jokingly Suggests Renaming Washington Monument, and People Are Loving the New Name
Sen. Tom Cotton has sparked quite the conversation on Twitter Thursday after once again berating [...]
Washington Monument:
-kinda cliche
-named after a slaveowner 🤢
-just really fucking boring to sayObelisk of Wokeness
— glaen (@LilMeames) June 12, 2020
-not named after a slaveowner
-a pillar of hope
-really feels like youre fighting evil
-so badass to say https://t.co/Olnz7FNFgu
prevnextYou have to admit that Obelisk of Wokeness sounds cool as hell https://t.co/bBcVDcE3eR
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) June 11, 2020
prevnextTom Cotton: Own the libs with the idea of an “Obelisk of Wokeness”
Libs: pic.twitter.com/FMruAEJpR0
— Sadia Arnold (@SadiaArnold) June 12, 2020
My daughters will NEVER not know it as the Obelisk of Wokeness https://t.co/7TmIFvKMFI
— Justin “Hoops” McElroy (@JustinMcElroy) June 12, 2020
prevnextIf you're trying to make a point you need to come up with a fake name that wouldn't be super cool. I would pay to see the Obelisk of Wokeness FOR SURE. https://t.co/MMqt8NlSzr
— Travis McElroy, The Internet's Best Friend (@travismcelroy) June 12, 2020
Obelisk of Wokeness
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 12, 2020
+5 to hit against fucking nerds https://t.co/WtLZBw00Tv
prevnextAmerica's Landmarks Renamed
1. Obelisk of Wokeness
— JRehling (@JRehling) June 12, 2020
2. The Hell Hole
3. Freedom Woman
4. Rebel Smasher pic.twitter.com/mG4dNFsvj1
Fact: The Obelisk of Wokeness is the world's tallest and wokest obelisk. Originally called the Washington Monument it was renamed to celebrate the defeat of Donald Trump & his racist minions in 2020. https://t.co/kgibOPybmB
— Gary Shteyngart (@Shteyngart) June 11, 2020
prevnextThe Obelisk of Wokeness is a rad name and I dare you to actually rename it that. https://t.co/7u8UbqyxyF
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) June 12, 2020
"Get in loser, we're going to obelisk of wokeness" pic.twitter.com/PxLJ3BZa6T
— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) June 12, 2020
prevWashington monument:
-boring white pillar
-literally designed as a tourist trap
-used for boring shit like meat processing before being completedOBELISK OF WOKENESS:
— Butternubs (@Butternubs3) June 12, 2020
-SICK AF NAME
-STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BIGOTS
-PROBABLY FUELED BY THE TORTURED SOULS OF STAR GODS https://t.co/HR8Ca6bFAu