Woman Agrees To Perform Sex Act On Undercover Detective For McNuggets

An undercover officer in Florida recently found out just how valuable McDonald’s chicken nuggets […]

November 8, 2017, 3:56pm

An undercover officer in Florida recently found out just how valuable McDonald’s chicken nuggets can be when a woman offered to trade him sexual favors for some.

It’s reported that 22-year-old Alex Direeno was negotiating the price for oral sex with the undercover policeman, and they eventually agreed upon $25 and some chicken nuggets.

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Direeno was subsequently arrested and charged with prostitution, as well as possession of drug paraphernalia due to reports that officers discovered multiple hypodermic needles, several tiny baggies, a spoon and a burnt glass pipe, which is consistent with either crack cocaine or heroin use.

She was also booked in on outstanding warrants since just last month she was just placed on a three-year probation for grand theft auto and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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She’s currently being held at the Manatee County Jail and it’s not known if she’s retained legal council.

The police report did not specify how many McNuggets were agreed upon.

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Last month, Steve Stephens, the Facebook Live Killer, took his own life after senselessly murdering Robert Godwin Sr. and running from the police.

He led multiple police departments on a manhunt through several states, eventually ending up in Pennsylvania.

Before shooting himself in an elementary school parking lot, however, Stephen’s was recognized by employees at a nearby McDonald’s when he stopped in to order some food.

The employees called the local police and attempted to stall Stephens by telling him that his french fries weren’t ready and that he’d have to wait a little longer for them.

Stephens furiously replied, “I can’t wait! I need my McNuggets!”

It doesn’t necessarily speak well for their brand that in the span of just a couple of weeks McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets are tied to both murder and prostitution.

Then again, it’s not like McDonald’s is doing themselves any favors with their own personal marketing.

This week they unveiled the “Frork,” and yes it’s 100% as ridiculous as you think it is.

While it isn’t technically a legitimate new utensil, as the purpose of it is to promote their new Signature Crafted Recipe burgers and sandwiches, people have been lighting it up on Twitter and it will renew your faith in the internet.