Watch: This Is Every Single Diet Struggle, as Told by Chris Pratt
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The actor first posted a video trying to pronounce his healthy "cacao baobab banana chia" smoothie.
"Cay-oh-CAY-oh, BAY-o-bab, BA-na-na, CHI-uh," the actor reads multiple times, each pronunciation worse (and more hilarious) than the last.
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Next, the 37-year-old showed off his assorted sashimi. "This smells and tastes exactly like Berkley Powerbait," he joked of the fish bait. "I get it. I see why trout love it. It's so good."
"This is one of those things where when you're as hungry as I am everything tastes really good," he said.
Can't say we haven't been there, Chris.
He captioned the video with his honest thoughts: "Watch me eat cat food like a good little boy."
Next, Pratt was up late at night debating whether or not to eat his snack for tomorrow: an olive oil pistachio cake.
"What if i only have half?" he whispers to himself as he takes a small bite. "I want it all! I'll just have a little bit more... maybe all of it, yeah."
At the end of the video he shows a crumb that he's "saving for tomorrow."
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The next day, Pratt returns to his Instagram saying he's "a little embarrassed" about how he acted in the previous snap.
"I'm here to tell you that snacks don't have that kind of power of me. Nothing does. I'm strong, I'm a man, I don't get hung up on some cake."
"So today I'm gonna do a more manly episode of 'What's My Snack.'"
The camera pans to a single apple and he picks it up.
"See it's an apple. Just an apple. I'm gonna eat it. I ain't gonna try to be all weird about it. It's just what I do," he says before he savagely bites into an apple.
We feel a little bad about taking joy in Pratt's suffering, but we can't help but hope he posts more hilarious #WHATSMYSNACK videos!