Celebrate Betty White’s Birthday With This Amazing Golden Girls Advice
When you're having a bad day, and you need a little advice, who better to turn to than Betty [...]
"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
"Sometimes life just isn't fair, kiddo."
"I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box."
"If you hold a bird gently, the bird will stay. But if you squeeze the bird, his eyes will bug out."
"Belief can be powerful. I had a sty once, and every night I would close my eyes and think about it getting smaller and smaller until it went away!"
"It's like life is a giant weenie roast and I'm the biggest weenie!"