John Cena Goes Undercover on the Internet

Just because you can’t see John Cena, it doesn’t mean he’s not there. Thanks to GQ, John Cena went undercover on the internet under the name ‘Actually John Cena’ to answer a slew of fan questions about John Cena. Trippy, right?

Cena hit up nearly every social media site during his session and dropped some amazing gems, including his Answers.com response to “How does wrestling help you?”

“It’s certainly helped me become invisible. I’ve mastered that art. It also got me my PHD in Thuganomics with a minor in Thuganometry. It’s been very helpful to me over the years.”

Cena even took to the little used site, Quora, to answer the question “why is John Cena the highest paid wrestler in the WWE?

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“That’s false. I’m not. I think the question here is why isn’t John Cena the highest paid wrestler in the WWE?”

He’s right. Brock Lesnar is currently the highest paid wrestler, but Cena isn’t too far behind.

As for the age-old question of ‘why doesn’t John Cena turn heel?”, Cena claims it’s already happened.

“Oftentimes, I run out onto our well-produced stage to thunderous boos, and my theme song has been remixed by the audience many times. And I quote, “John Cena sucks.” Soooo, I turned heel, you missed it. It happened. Just about ten years ago.”

Cena updated his Wikipedia page to reveal his love for the anime film, Fist of the North Star.

And finally, Cena dropped a great little tidbit about his dogtags when asked if he was ever in the Army.

“No. Here’s a neat fact about the dog tag: I don’t have any tattoos. The dog tags contain the first names of all my brothers and my father, and my mother and Nicole, the woman I love. So it is a way for me in a traveling, gypsy-life business to keep those very close to me, physically very close to me. So that’s a little known fact that you know now.”

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The 16 time World Champion also revealed that he did have formal jorts and that Randy Orton was more handsome than he was.

Amazingly, no one caught on to Cena’s undercover stint and he made it through nearly every social media site unscathed. You can catch the actual John Cena tonight on SmackDown Live tonight as he prepares for his Battleground Flag Match with Rusev.