Going to try to be delicate here. You've heard the rumors Jon Hamm is, um, "big"? Here he is walking around his LA neighborhood.😳🍆 pic.twitter.com/w6lV4QdRgF— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) May 9, 2017
In case you somehow missed it, Jon Hamm went for a walk in his Los Angeles neighborhood on Monday. Oh, and he forgot to wear his underwear again.
The 46-year-old Emmy winner put his manhood on full display sans undies — and the Twitterverse went absolutely... well... ham.
Some expressed their excitement with punny nicknames for Hamm's privates...
The Hammaconda has honored us with its presence again!!!! 🙌🏻💦 pic.twitter.com/gdEXSHHbuy— Dani Towerwhite (@TowerwhiteDani) May 9, 2017
JON HAMM'S PENIS IS CALLED HIS JON HAMMER— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 9, 2017
...while others were simply dumbfounded.
I looked at the Jon Hamm pictures and my phone was so overwhelmed that it shut itself off.— Jamie (@jlew8) May 9, 2017
i'm trying to understand the physical properties of jon hamm's khakis— Jordan Freiman (@JordanFreiman) May 9, 2017
So i clicked to see what underwear can contain jon hamm's penis and apparently a server even cant ? pic.twitter.com/Jq7hAOAqKi— Pavlov Cheesecake (@andy_crush) May 10, 2017
Some were simply too overwhelmed for words...
Me after seeing the Jon Hamm pants pics... pic.twitter.com/AXUDNK8dUL— Nina Diana Espero (@ninadonline) May 10, 2017
Me @ Jon Hamm. pic.twitter.com/QuO0lisL0Y— Kevin (@spicykezzinnugg) May 9, 2017
when the jon hamm dick print hits the TL pic.twitter.com/P1P0lYnJXz— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) May 10, 2017
...while others simply found the best words.
jon hamm could literally hit me in the face and it would be the best day of my life— Beth ? (@BethKennedy4L) May 10, 2017
"middle aged white men are the source of all evil in the wor-"
"hi i'm Jon Hamm!" pic.twitter.com/vIjIS1BFuF— JFK (@FUERTESKNIGHT) May 9, 2017
just texted my mom a picture of jon hamm's dickprint going commando how is your tuesday going— Patrick Coyle (@PatrickCoyle25) May 9, 2017
And he brought his friend Jon Hamm with him!! https://t.co/KQqFsG66oi— Life & Times Of Ant (@OhMyGoooch) May 10, 2017
If by some ungodly feat you weren't aware of Jon Hamm before today, you can be sure you'll never forget.
I don't know who Jon Hamm is but I'm suddenly a fan of khakis.— Hockey Goddess (@HockeyGoddess24) May 10, 2017
One person even related it back to Mad Men for all the Don Draper fans out there...
Joan doing coke for the first time is how I feel regarding the newest paparazzi photo set of "Jon Hamm Wears His Favorite Tight Khakis." pic.twitter.com/OrgS2llHe6— Maryellen Stewart (@Maryellen) May 9, 2017
...while another related it back to current events.
Our country may be falling apart, but at least we still have Jon Hamm's bulge https://t.co/RF8EWOnM8i— lizzyheurich (@lizzyheurich) May 10, 2017
After this experience, one thing's for sure:
Dear God, thank you for Jon Hamm. #blessed— robinski (@RobinskiSB55) May 9, 2017
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