there's no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman pic.twitter.com/rCqMu9VCUI— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 3, 2017
Behold, the sex toy that was most definitely made by a man! This is the Sqweel 2, a sex toy from Lovehoney designed to stimulate oral sex.
The Sqweel 2 made quite a commotion on Twitter this week, as it draws uncanny similarities to a windmill, a water wheel, a paddleboat, a portable fan, etc.
speak for yourself, i exclusively date paddleboats https://t.co/9TD2D6mu2J— Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs) May 3, 2017
@BrandyLJensen ah instead of getting motorboated, you get paddleboated— leon (@leyawn) May 3, 2017
@BrandyLJensen you could use it as a water wheel though— Content Crusher (@DavidCovucci) May 3, 2017
One of the best responses called it out for looking like a Glade Plug-In. #FreshnessWithASpin.
@BrandyLJensen assumed it was one of those glade plug in air freshener things— Garry (@garabe) May 3, 2017
There really was no stopping the wild imaginations of the Twitterverse.
@BrandyLJensen I want to put it upside down and watch it drive around— Falcondad (@BillionaireDad) May 3, 2017
@BrandyLJensen instantly imagined the "thwap thwap thwap" sound that has to make and i'm never having sex again— Eva Woods (@edotwoods) May 3, 2017
That's when people started to wonder how this seemingly inconceivable toy even came to be...
@BrandyLJensen I don't think this was even intended for women, this is for the pleasure of someone whose fetish is women being very disappointed— dansplainer? (@JawlessMonk) May 3, 2017
The man who designed this thing is bad at sex. https://t.co/ckfaiTdow8— Brian Engard (@Zelgadas) May 3, 2017
Even Cher weighed in on the fun!
The guy that invented this def does that alphabet bullshit with his tongue. https://t.co/l9Cp9YpgNt— Cher (@thecherness) May 3, 2017
Aaand, yes, this toy was actually invented by a man. Shocking, we know.
OK so I had to Google this and it was invented by a man called TREVOR I mean seriously. https://t.co/NaA0QDU6Iv— ~ (@daniel_barker) May 3, 2017
Trevor Murphy reportedly thought of the Sqweel as he was drifting off to sleep one night. He entered it in a Lovehoney contest and won first prize — which meant it would be manufactured and sold.
While there admittedly are quite a few positive reviews for the Sqweel 2 on Lovehoney's website ("best toy ever," "she loved it," "lapping of your life," "wow wow wow"), the toy only comes with a 3.5 star rating. And according to one reviewer, it "felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk." Another: "Like having oral with a tired husband." Yet another: "Actually made my vagina depressed."
Sooo yeah, it's a mixed bag. Would you take the risk and try the Sqweel 2?
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