Legendary music producer Quincy Jones rocked plenty of boats with a recent interview he did with Vulture that hit the web on Wednesday.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air producer spoke openly on a variety of topics, including claims that he dated Ivanka Trump, that Richard Pryor had a relationship with Marlon Brando, who assassinated President John F. Kennedy, how Michael Jackson stole some of his biggest hits and how he believed The Beatles were “the worst musicians in the world.”
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Whether all of his claims (Pryor’s widow did confirm the story about him and Brando) are true are up for a later discussion. But once users on Twitter read the interview, they couldn’t help but poke fun at Jones. Many readers noticed how Jones would casually drop a major bombshell about someone in the entertainment business, only to quickly pivot to a different subject.
โYou want regular or sweet potato fries with that?โ
QUINCY JONES: โYou know who liked sweet potato fries?โ
โWho?โ
QUINCY JONES: โPaul Newman. Had some of them motherfโ right after he killed a man. He was the Zodiac, my brother.โ
โWha-โ
QUINCY JONES: โRegular fries.โ
โ Gentleman Doritos of Frito Landia (@jesseltaylor) February 8, 2018
Quincy Jones: and that’s how time travel was invented
Interviewer: That’s incredible
Quincy Jones: What’s incredible is that Michael Jackson was actually a cartoon
Interviewer: What?
Quincy Jones: Where do you get your hair cut?
โ natalie tran ๐๐ ด๐ (@natalietran) February 8, 2018
Quincy Jones: Miles Davis was a wonderful guy. Wonderful. Couldnโt play trumpet for sโ, but he taught me the secret of teleportation.
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Interviewer: Teleportation is impossible.
Quincy Jones (suddenly 20 feet away): Oh yeah?
โWhoโs your favorite ball player?โ
QUINCY JONES: โMotherfโ, anyone but Michael Jordan. You know he killed his own dad, right? But we shouldnโt talk about that in public.โ
โSure, shifting gearsโโ
QUINCY JONES: โA mummy.โ
โIโm sorry?โ
QUINCY JONES: โI once fโ a mummy.โ
โ josh androsky ๐ (@ShutUpAndrosky) February 8, 2018
Other readers were rooting for Jones to spill other Hollywood secrets.
Please let someone have told Quincy Jones what happened to Biggie & โPac.
โ Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) February 8, 2018
I was waiting for Quincy Jones to say “Man I saw Stevie Wonder yesterday. That mutherfโ can see better than me”
โ Ryan (@datboywolf) February 8, 2018
I have a few thousand follow up questions for Quincy Jones.
โ Tim Siedell (@badbanana) February 8, 2018
“Please let someone have told Quincy Jones what happened to Biggie & ‘Pac,” former ESPN reporter Jemele Hill tweeted.
“I was waiting for Quincy Jones to say ‘Man I saw Stevie Wonder yesterday. That mutherfโ can see better than me,’” @datboywolf tweeted.
“I have a few thousand follow up questions for Quincy Jones,” @badbanana wrote.