5 Things We Learned From RAW Last Night
Last night's RAW, while good, felt weird. With John Cena and Brock Lesnar gone, the entire [...]
Braun Goes to Rehab
It was only a few days ago where Braun Strowman was the imminent ruler of WWE. After he beat Brock Lesnar at No Mercy, he would never relinquish the Universal Championship. Ever.
But that's not what happened.
Instead, the hottest act WWE has seen in years was finished after one F-5 from Brock Lesnar. This damaged Braun's unprecedented momentum, but it's hardly permanent. To make sure we forget about his poor booking, WWE will have him destroy people for the rest of 2017.
prevnext.@BraunStrowman is on a PATH OF DESTRUCTION after #WWENoMercy, and his first target is none other than @TheCurtHawkins! #RAW pic.twitter.com/Ref0YlMkC6
— WWE (@WWE) September 26, 2017
Alexa Meets Her Match
At first, a Mickie James and Alexa Bliss sounds uninteresting. But we'd be wrong for thinking that.
Alexa Bliss is the best talker in the women's division, possibly ever. Her mic skills are so good, that WWE actually had to stop using them. Earlier this year, Bliss' potent ability to cut down her opponents almost ended Bayley's career. Ever since, WWE has yet to unleash her in a dueling promo.
Perhaps WWE was fearful that Bliss' forte would expose Sasha Banks, Nia Jax or any other young Superstar worth protecting, so they kept them away from Bliss' jaws. But for a veteran like Mickie James, WWE is OK if Bliss publicly disembowels her. But the 6-time Women's Champion came ready to play.
"I have broken down barriers for women in @WWE all before you were wearing a training bra!" - @MickieJames to @AlexaBliss_WWE #RAW pic.twitter.com/REj6rzvT8b
— WWE (@WWE) September 26, 2017
For the first time in her career, Alexa Bliss was challenged on the microphone. This is a good thing. In what could have been an easy feud to ignore just caught the attention of the WWE Universe. Here's to more of whatever last night was.
prevnextThe Shield is Summoned
The Shield is coming back.
Instead of saving The Hounds of Justice for a transcendental feud against one of the great WWE factions, The Shield's emergency glass is being broken for The Miztourage.
Absolute PUNISHMENT is being RAINED DOWN upon @WWERomanReigns courtesy of @mikethemiz @TheBoDallas & @RealCurtisAxel! #RAW pic.twitter.com/2UEdFLnH8s
— WWE (@WWE) September 26, 2017
I can guarantee you that this was a fantasy of no one.
However, that doesn't mean it won't still be good. Outside of-of Ambrose and Rollins getting back together WWE has oddly booked the Shield post-breakup. Remember when we got the Shield Triple Threat match at an off pay-per-view?
Picking the Miztourgae as the vehicle that gets the gang back to together is questionable, but hey, WWE needs ratings, maannnnnnnn.
prevnext205 Love
Enzo Amore's self-indulgent party and the subsequent riot by the 205 Live cast was one of the best segments of 2017. In their first ever main event opportunity, the Cruiserweights were tremendous.
.@real1, consider your #CertifiedG Championship celebration CRASHED and RUINED, courtesy of The #KingOfTheCruiserweights @WWENeville! #RAW pic.twitter.com/ht3a6MFtjl
— WWE (@WWE) September 26, 2017
Enzo Amore is just as compelling ad he is hateable. I want to dislike him, I really do, but he's too good at his job to not appreciate. For Neville, it's less ambiguous - he's fantastic. For my money, Neville is at least a candidate for MVP of WWE in 2017.
205 Live will have more people watching it than ever tonight. Most of this is due to Enzo Amore. However, the rest of the division has done a great job in playing the role of the angry mob. This is good stuff.
prevnextFinn Balor's Universe?
Before his match with a suddenly spiteful Goldust, Finn Balor gave a brief backstage interview where he mentioned his driving ambition: The Universal Championship.
Some people say that in life, everything happens for a reason. That may or may not be true in real-world application but it is unconditionally true in WWE. Every sentence, facial expression, and the reaction was crafted by WWE before it happened. Finn Balor saying he wants to be Universal Champion was not him just blurting out something random - he will be the next number one contender for the Universal Championship.
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