This Florida Man Has Been Forever Banned From Ordering Pizza

Pizza is a way of life. There’s no argument there. But what would happen if we could never get it delivered again? I don’t even want to think about that scenario, as it makes me sick to my stomach. We can ask Sebastian, Florida local Randy Riddle, though, on what life is now like after getting banned from ordering the best food of all time.

According to TC Palm, Riddle had made a series of harassing phone calls while trying to get pizza delivered. He was charged with four counts of harassing phone calls, two counts of first-degree petty theft, and one count of second-degree petty theft.

Police said that Riddle was calling multiple pizza places in the area and telling them their pizza was gross, not good enough to pay for, and he was even giving false addresses to delivery drivers. “His purpose is to haggle over the price or the quality of food,” police said. Riddle was also suspected of costing these businesses almost $700 due to his mischief.

Bottom line, this guy is a menace and he got caught pulling stunts that were literally costing businesses money. Not ok, man. Not ok.

[H/T TC Palm]