The latest installment of Epic Rap Battles of History pits two of the most celebrated fantasy novelists, George R.R. Martin and J.R.R. Tolkien, against each other.
Martin (played by EpicLLOYD) begins by slinging mud at Tolkien’s books for being too predictable. “All your bad guys die/And your good guys survive,” raps the author behind Game of Thrones. “We can tell what’s gonna happen/By page and age five.”
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Tolkien (played by Nice Peter), the author behind The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, fires back, accusing Martin of stealing his material and delivers this gem: “You’re a pirate/You even stole my R.R.”
Games of Thrones airs Sundays at 9 p.m. on HBO.
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