4 Reasons Why Hard Times Are Coming for Asuka in WWE
11/08/2017 03:08 pm EST
Squash Matches Aren't for Everyone
Remember when Braun Strowman was wrecking 3 and 4 local jabronis at a time? His exposition of brute strength and unstoppable violence scratched an innate itch that resides in all of us. It was great.
However, When Asuka beats a local jabroni by submission it just doesn't have the same impact.
Squash matches exist to exploit physical inequalities. The laughably one-sided victories are supposed to make the victor look immortal.
Is that what we felt when Asuka tapped out Local Jabroni?
This isn't Asuka's fault as she's just doing as she's told. It's WWE's responsibility to figure out how to put her in the best spot for success. Handing her meaningless victories over jobbers can't be the best way to maximize potential.
The NXT Curse
One of the dirtiest secrets in WWE is that NXT call-ups tend to flop on the main roster.
Neville, Sami Zayn, Bo Dallas, Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura, Finn Balor, and Bayley, represent just a sample of NXT alum who have yet to find lasting success as solo stars in WWE. While there are examples like Kevin Owens who have been tremendous, he looks to be the exception that proves the rule.
While the magic chemistry for a NXT Star to become a WWE main eventer is all too elusive, we're learning that success on WWE's Yellow Brand guarantees nothing when they finally become Superstars.
Muting Success
In the history of professional wrestling, typically the less one talks, the faster they leave the business. Obviously, there are exceptions, like Sting, Undertaker, and Kane, but those were iconic characters. Are we sure Asuka is that?
While the NXT Curse is still a working theory, the fact that Asuka is the strong, silent type is what legitimately dampens the chances of her success. The NXT-ers who have carved out a permanent spot in WWE (Owens, Bliss, Rollins, Ambrose, and of course, Amore) can all cut above average promos. The microphone is where WWE makes their money and without the help of say, Paul Heyman, Asuka is going to have a tough time staying relevant.
Because Edge and Christian Said So
While I'm local jabroni myself, WWE Hall of Famer Edge and Captain Charisma, Christian are not. On a recent episode of their podcast, they both expressed their apprehension about Asuka being a slam-dunk star in WWE.
"I'm sure I'll get lambasted for this, but I don't get the Asuka thing. I really don't. Like, she's fine and she's solid but I don't know," questioned Edge.
Christian would admit that he had not seen much of Asuka but feels that the hype surrounding her may be harmful.
"...I think that when there's a lot of hype and that sort of thing it makes it almost harder sometimes for the talent to kinda live up to the packages and to the hype and they're expecting something completely different than something they've seen before. And that's really hard to do. I liked her body language, I liked her presentation. I liked her persona, she seemed really comfortable with what she's doing but yeah there were some certain things and there weren't necessarily super crisp and anything like that and that and it could be the first time, it could've been the first time she's worked with Emma or whatever."
Edge is open to liking Asuka but he sounds like he's objectively skeptical.
"[The match at TLC] was a little long." Edge continued, "but even going back to the NXT stuff I've watched and I've never… I don't know… I've just never really bought in. And it's not because I don't want to or anything like that. I just, I don't know. Even the entrance and everything it's very Nakamura-esque and he was doing it first so it just, I don't know."
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