Pregnant Olivia Wilde Throws Well Deserved Shade at Subway Riders

09/15/2016 08:40 am EDT

If there's one thing all people of New York City need to be on the same page on, it's subway etiquette.

E! Online reports the actress boarded a subway recently and did not find her fellow riders to even be in the same book as her.

Wilde boarded the train belly first because homegirl is about as pregnant as they come. She realized all the seats were taken so she stood, but not a single non-currently-creating-life person got up and offered her their seat.

She took to Twitter to remind people about manners,

One very helpful man had a list of things to say to her in response,

"1. I didn't tell u to get pregnant 2. Get an Uber (you can afford it) 3. I paid the same amt as you for the subway ride"

Wilde handled the situation with a list bearing elequence only living in the public eye can bring,

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