9 Sex Workers Share the Absolute Weirdest Requests They've Ever Gotten
A reddit user asked, 'Prostitutes of Reddit, what is the weirdest, out-the-norm NON-sexual thing [...]
Seeking a friend:
1. "My friend Steve had just bought a game that he really wanted to play with someone else, but he didn't have an online account and none of his friends were around, so he called an agency and hired an escort for an hour to play the game with him. She had so much fun that she just stayed for about four more hours for free. I thought it was quite sweet of both of them."
In the words of another commenter, "Please say this blossomed into a beautiful friendship."
2. "The old farmer who sees me once a week just to tell me about how much he misses his dead dad…" Pretty sure seeing a therapist might be a cheaper route, Farmer Dan.
3. "I was hired multiple times to sit with a guy at his house, drink wine and watch his DVDs of Eagles concerts." But was his house nicknamed 'Hotel California'?
prevnextSticky situations:
4. "Someone baked a bunch of cakes and had me step on them barefoot on his carpet. He emphasized in the email about how he wanted me to dig the the cake into his dirty carpet with my toes." What a waste of cake if you ask me. And also, why is the carpet dirty pre-cake smashing?
5. "Had a co-worker who was paid to wear loose fitting clothes that were white and step on fruit while a guy filmed it. Had no idea that this was a fetish." So many questions, so little time...
prevnextGrooming rituals:
6. "We didn't end up meeting but this is what he wanted: Me naked, in a hot tub with him, then he shaves my legs." If you're getting a hot bath drawn for you and you're getting paid NOT to shave your own legs, we're not really sure what the problem is here.
7. "The adult baby wanted me to change his poopy diaper." Now this... this raises some concern.
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8. "My buddy paid a prostitute to clean his house naked. It would have been ok if he woke me up and told me before leaving for work." He paid her to clean nude and wasn't even there to watch?
9. "The guy wants me to pretend I'm a sex robot who can mind control him with my tits…" Let's face it, the girls do pack some major power. It's about time they get the credit they deserve!
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