Would You Try These TV Sex Scenes in Real Life?
When it comes to TV, there's a reason it's (usually) more fascinating than real life. The [...]
'Gossip Girl': When Serena and Nate hook up at a wedding reception
This one may sound pretty doable, but you have to remember: This was two high school students bumpin' uglies on top of the bar at Michael Jordan's Steakhouse with a New York socialite wedding going on in the next room — not sneaking up for a discrete hotel room hookup. Plus, Nate was dating Blair, Serena's BFF and all-around hostile human — and they got away with it undetected (for a while, anyway)! We get that it's Gossip Girl, but it's a little too far-fetched to believe.
prevnext'Mistresses': April and Daniel do it in a pool of paint
While it's true that making love in a mess of paint is actually a real and not-so-uncommon thing, here's the rub: Those kits come with specialized, safe paint and usually a canvas on which to "work." April and Daniel just straight-up fool around in a pool of bright red wall paint on their living room floor. Think of the cleanup! We've heard that peeing after sex is usually enough to keep your vagina clean and safe from infection, but when it comes to getting some paint up in there, it's a whole different story. We must admit, however, that the paint sex looked hot as hell.
prevnext'Buffy the Vampire Slayer': Buffy and Spike's supernatural sex
Obviously, in this scenario, you'd live in the same supernatural world as Buffy and co., so if the only thing that's holding you back from a fistfight-turned-sex session in a dilapidated house is the fact that you're not immortal enemies with your partner, go ahead and forget about that setback. If (literally) bringing down the house is what it takes to keep that flame alive, we applaud your fictional efforts.
prevnext'Sex and the City': Samantha has sex on a chair... on a bed
Even if you haven't seen all 94 episodes (and the two subsequent movies) of the famous HBO show, you probably know that Samantha Jones is best known for her love of all things sex. So it's hard to pick just one outlandish sex scene from the vixen's arsenal (remember the infamous sushi scene?), but the one where she has sex on a chair ON A BED just might take the cake.
Unless the two of them have some serious core strength or the laws of gravity just simply don't apply in this situation, there's simply no way this could happen in real life. How does this even work? And if you look closely, the bed is on wheels, making this whole mess even more unstable. Honestly you'd probably come out of this with a broken limb if you actually tried it, so please don't.
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prevnext'American Horror Story: Coven': One night with a minotaur
Just in case you've completely blocked this completely freaky AHS: Coven sex scene from your mind (completely understandable), here's a refresher: Queenie used her supernatural voodoo magic to entice a minotaur to mount her amidst scary snakes and other creepy crawlies you might find amidst a coven in New Orleans. Since no person in their right mind would want to be mauled while basically forcing a mythological creature to have sex with them, we're thinking this one might be more fun on Halloween.
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