Woman Agrees To Perform Sex Act On Undercover Detective For McNuggets
An undercover officer in Florida recently found out just how valuable McDonald's chicken nuggets [...]
Last month, Steve Stephens, the Facebook Live Killer, took his own life after senselessly murdering Robert Godwin Sr. and running from the police.
He led multiple police departments on a manhunt through several states, eventually ending up in Pennsylvania.
Before shooting himself in an elementary school parking lot, however, Stephen's was recognized by employees at a nearby McDonald's when he stopped in to order some food.
The employees called the local police and attempted to stall Stephens by telling him that his french fries weren't ready and that he'd have to wait a little longer for them.
Stephens furiously replied, "I can't wait! I need my McNuggets!"
It doesn't necessarily speak well for their brand that in the span of just a couple of weeks McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are tied to both murder and prostitution.
Then again, it's not like McDonald's is doing themselves any favors with their own personal marketing.
This week they unveiled the "Frork," and yes it's 100% as ridiculous as you think it is.
While it isn't technically a legitimate new utensil, as the purpose of it is to promote their new Signature Crafted Recipe burgers and sandwiches, people have been lighting it up on Twitter and it will renew your faith in the internet.
@NBCNews wat are u waiting for mcdonalds pic.twitter.com/xTPrqqIP4r
— darth:™ (@darth) May 1, 2017
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- The Internet Reacts To McDonald's 'Frork,' And It Is Glorious
[H/T: NBC4i]
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