We know what you're thinking: Only six sex scenes from Game of Thrones made the list? And while we would love to spend all day watching (and re-watching... and re-watching) every GOT love scene ever made, the truth is that there are a few that are pretty deserving to be the most watched.
Not only does HBO push limits in terms of its often incestuous sex scenes, but through its complex characters and storylines, it also exposes audiences to a whole new level of steaminess. Balance the outlandish sex scenes with war, betrayal, love and greed and you've pretty much got the whole Seven Kingdoms vibe down pat.
Check out these top-ranked Game of Thrones sex scenes.
With Season 7's finale, social media blew up during the long-awaited hookup between Daenerys and Jon Snow (also known as aunt and nephew, but nbd). This makes the list simply because of all the hype it received — plus, there's something hot about forbidden love.
Plus, we got to see Jon Snow's butt! And even though the way Snow's history was revealed during the love scene was pretty gross and/or creepy, hearing director Jeremy Podeswa's thoughts on the scene almost makes incest seem... sweet.
While this may seem like old news, it makes the list of hottest Game of Thrones sex scenes because at the time, it broke a million taboos.
After this sex scene in the show's pilot episode, we pretty much knew exactly what we were in for. "The things we do for love", right? Just forget they're brother and sister and admire the dedication.
Dany was in some serious need of a sexual pep talk after her graphic scenes consummating her marriage with Khal Drago, and Doreah, a former pleasure house worker, knew the effective talking points to hit and buttons to touch.
Doreah gave Dany all the right ways to alter her dynamic with her warrior husband and control her sexual relationship: mainly by the cowgirl position and eye contact. To quote: "You will make him like it, Khaleesi. Men want what they've never had."
Thanks to Doreah's magic touch, Dany now feels confident enough to take control in the bedroom, refusing her Dothraki leader husband's advances at doggy style (which, up until this point was the only position the two had been intimate — completely degrading, if you ask us) and climbing on top of him instead.
She tells him, "tonight I would look upon your face" and they form an intimate connection, forever changing the dynamic of their relationship.
During this scene, Jon Snow broke his celibacy vow of the Night's Watch and introduced us to one of the greatest sex scenes of all time.
Plus, he proved to us that he does know something. In fact, if you're looking for advice on how to give oral in a dimly lit cave, we think Ygritte will be able to vouch for Jon's legitimacy — if she were around to, that is.
Social media went crazy when Missandei and Grey Worm finally got together. Not only have fans long been awaiting this moment, but the scene showcased the importance of how far these two have come: Missandei was a slave but is now one of Daenerys' closest advisors, while Grey Worm is an Unsullied soldier — which means he was castrated at birth.
We love this scene because it's symbolic of the fact that you don't need a certain set of genitals to get down to business. In fact, it's pretty clear that Grey Worm is totally capable of pleasuring Missandei, despite not having a traditional set of genitals. (Maybe he asked Jon Snow for advice?)