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Salma Hayek Dishes On A 'Massage From Hell'

In a new episode of Chelsea Handler's Netflix talk show, A-list actress Salma Hayek talks about the "massage from hell," and boy is it ever.

First, Chelsea asks Salma if she is someone who likes to get massages and if she’s ever had a bad one.

The Desperado actress replies, "Oh yes, I’ve had the massage from hell. I was in a very foreign exotic country and I was desperate because I have some back problems. And they said, 'We only have a man.' And I prefer to have a girl. But I was desperate. I said ok bring him. I thought for sure he’s gay. 'You have nothing to worry about. It’ll be fantastic.'"

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As you can already imagine, things don't quite turn out the way Hayek expected.

She continues, "I go on the massage table. I put my head on the thing, I close my eyes, massage begins, I open my eyes and I see this horrible feet with like fungus and ingrown toenail and hair and calluses. I go 'Whoa!' and then I look again and I see the hairy legs and I go wait a minute. He was not wearing shorts."

This is it. The moment a casual, relaxing massage turned into the aforementioned "massage from hell."

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Salma goes on to explain that she immediately addressed the very awkward situation by saying, "'Excuse me! I see your hairy legs.' He goes, 'Uh huh.' I said, 'But you were not wearing shorts.' He goes, 'Uh huh.' I go, 'Dude, where are your pants?' And he said, 'It’s all off.'"

At this point, the ladies begin discussing all the terrible things that go through your head in a situation like that, but, eventually, Hayek gets around to explaining how things wrapped up.

She says the massage therapist told her that some clients like it when he performs the massage naked, to which she responded, "Wrong client."

The whole thing wasn't over just yet though, as Hayek ends the story by saying that she pranked her friend who was with her. "I sent him to my friend next door," she joked.

You can watch the whole episode on Chelsea's Netflix show which puts up new episodes every week on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.